Why are you single?
Because I’m UNLOVABLE.
How do dick pics make u feel?
This is the fucking funniest thing I have ever seen omfg.
PARTY LIKE THE PAST TWELVE MONTHS WEREN’T EMOTIONALLY CRIPPLING
Ah! I’m surprised no one’s ever asked me this before. My mother is Laotian and Chinese, and my father was Puerto Rican and Italian. I’m always really curious to see what people think when they see me because I’ve gotten some pretty ridiculous guesses before, haha.
when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven
OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF
It’s called a washing machine
i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes
this post is a fucking train wreck
at laughed at this fuckign gif for 4 hours straight yesterday holy shit ahahahaha
IS HE REALLY EXCITED OR FUCKING TERRIFIED.
This is the sickest shit I’ve ever seen
I desperately need a watercolor tattoo like right now.
I’ve never even seen The Office and this is hilarious.
Thank you for the happiest two years of my life.
I’ll love you long after you’re gone, gone, gone.
Check out all these great tattoo artists.
If I had known about Ondrash sooner I definitely wouldn’t have left Copenhagen without a tattoo.
why this baby on model swag swag mode
Umm that baby is uncomfortably good looking for a baby
If you’ve never seen Villafane Studio's Pumpkin carvings before, here you go.
This is ridiculous. I have the hardest time cutting congruent triangle eyes into my pumpkins.
Happy Halloween assholes, you’re all fucking failures.
I think I look really cute in this photo because you can’t see my face.<3
Carolyn Latteier, Breasts, the women’s perspective on an American obsession (via sarcasmandstardust)