we live in a society where people have more makeup than brain cells
this post is really gross
GTF OUTTA HERE!!!!
you didn’t even try to mask the misogyny on this one you should’ve just written “I think women are dumb vapid creatures”
Doesn’t this imply that men who don’t wear any makeup are idiots?
☺️ (at food.)
i can’t stop laughing he’s like what no climb
"Play paintball," they said.
“It’ll be fun!” they said.
That was FUCKED up
I wasn’t ready for this at all.
why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you
look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt
Why are you single?
Because I’m UNLOVABLE.
How do dick pics make u feel?
This is the fucking funniest thing I have ever seen omfg.
PARTY LIKE THE PAST TWELVE MONTHS WEREN’T EMOTIONALLY CRIPPLING
Ah! I’m surprised no one’s ever asked me this before. My mother is Laotian and Chinese, and my father was Puerto Rican and Italian. I’m always really curious to see what people think when they see me because I’ve gotten some pretty ridiculous guesses before, haha.
when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven
OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF
It’s called a washing machine
i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes
this post is a fucking train wreck
at laughed at this fuckign gif for 4 hours straight yesterday holy shit ahahahaha
IS HE REALLY EXCITED OR FUCKING TERRIFIED.
This is the sickest shit I’ve ever seen
I desperately need a watercolor tattoo like right now.
I’ve never even seen The Office and this is hilarious.