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Alpha-Dyke

Shit. What am I doing? I just want to be hip.

20. Single. Houston, TX.
Cutie wit da booty.


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cantwaitforpizza:

i can’t stop laughing he’s like what no climb



"Play paintball," they said.
“It’ll be fun!” they said.


Tagged as: face, me,



"Believe me, one day you’ll get tired of all of it and your brain will just tell you that you’ve had enough. There will be no tears, no pain, no second thoughts, and it’ll be easy for you to walk away. Because the truth is, you have been slowly walking away, a step at a time, every time he breaks your heart. And when the time comes that it’ll be easy, it’ll be because the door is already right behind you, all you’ll have to do is turn, open it and leave."

(via iisqh)




eladam:

thebigbadwolfe:

That was FUCKED up

Messed up.

I wasn’t ready for this at all.



ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you

look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt





Anonymous Asked:
Why are you single?

My answer:

Because I’m UNLOVABLE.





Anonymous Asked:
How do dick pics make u feel?

My answer:

ladyironlungs:

the-inspired-lesbian:

This is the fucking funniest thing I have ever seen omfg.



thisisjustgreat:

PARTY LIKE THE PAST TWELVE MONTHS WEREN’T EMOTIONALLY CRIPPLING






Anonymous Asked:
Ethnicity?

My answer:

Ah! I’m surprised no one’s ever asked me this before. My mother is Laotian and Chinese, and my father was Puerto Rican and Italian. I’m always really curious to see what people think when they see me because I’ve gotten some pretty ridiculous guesses before, haha.



thegirldetective:

beyonceforbreakfast:

mallomallo:

gloomyteens:

gloomyteens:

when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven

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OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF

It’s called a washing machine

i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes

this post is a fucking train wreck





edennova:

at laughed at this fuckign gif for 4 hours straight yesterday holy shit ahahahaha

IS HE REALLY EXCITED OR FUCKING TERRIFIED.





faint-distortion:

This is the sickest shit I’ve ever seen

I desperately need a watercolor tattoo like right now.



bvtmv-n:

emotionumb:

Same.

IT’S BACK

I’ve never even seen The Office and this is hilarious.





Thank you for the happiest two years of my life.

I’ll love you long after you’re gone, gone, gone.